ellediable:

dear puff, please come back to me. 😢 
sincerely,
             Bald Head Jess. 💔

ellediable:

dear puff, please come back to me. 😢
sincerely,
Bald Head Jess. 💔

thank god that call came!! this means I get paid next week. I’m fucking with it.

  • Cashier: That'll be $4.03
  • Me: I only have $4...
  • Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
  • Me: ...........
  • Cashier: ........
  • Me: what are we?

weeds is fucking awesome but it shows me that whites folks are greedy and think they deserve a piece of everything.

I hate thinking and caring about somebody that don’t care about me. but hey that’s life tho.

Anonymous asked: so i been with my girl a year i noticed over the past month and a half shes been distant so she fell asleep in the couch the other day she got the iphone 5s so u know what i did put that finger print right on it unlocked that bitch real quick see mad texts between her and 2 other niggas them sending her dick pics and vids of them jerking off and i seevids of her giving head im tightttt she dont give me head said she waiting for a ring im playing dumb gonna leave her and make her pay all the rent

prettyboyshyflizzy:

mango-blogs:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

That finger print😩😂

thats why if i spend the night at a girls house i delete my fingerprints so u gotta use the code